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A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.
P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.
by Kool-Aid08 May 26, 2008
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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