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Shit-Screen 

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.
Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else
Shit-Screen by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020

Screen door shit 

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.
“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson
Screen door shit by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

shit through a screen door 

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.
"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

Screen Shitting 

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.
Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.
Screen Shitting by cox-e December 15, 2014

Screenshit 

The art of screenshotting an NFT and getting the owner mad
Random person: I can screenshit this and now I own it too!
NFT owner: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SUING YOU!!

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.
Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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