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Sprawled 

When one is so intoxicated that are literally sprawled out an surface usually and uncustomary one

e.i. floor or front steps
Jimmy was straight sprawled last night on his porch for three hours.
Sprawled by Benny Bird January 13, 2011
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scrabled 

(scr•AY•bled) getting high and also getting fucked at the same time, occasionally mixed with being triggered and some vodka
Broooo we got so scrabled last night!!

I'm so scrabled right now.
scrabled by scrabler101 November 18, 2016
When a hobo has a scab on her mysterious lady parts from eating too much strudel.
"Wow! Look at the scrwled on that crack-whore!"
Scrwled by obelisk57 October 21, 2009

Scrawped 

To tie back very very tightly
Her hair was scrawped back
Scrawped by Simon Williams May 20, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026