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scratch your yahtz 

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina
"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."

scratchgasm 

The satisfying, orgasmic feeling when you finally scratch that itchy spot.
I just had the best scratchgasm!
scratchgasm by StickLizard February 2, 2017

Itchy and Scratchy 

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

Scratchgasm 

A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.

WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freaks people out.

The Itchy-Scratchys 

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.
Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!
The Itchy-Scratchys by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008

scratchball

Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.
Joey: Hey Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Scratchball
Joey:Oh, so your on emails today...hahaha...
scratchball by X405 June 30, 2008