scratchapus 

a very smelly person,also itches a lot does nothing but itch their rear end

you are a scratchapus

scratchapus by twoips May 13, 2022

Scratchappy 

The cringiest child/Slasher player that's ever touched the Internet. Any conversation he's a part of quickly devolves into a cesspool of cringy remarks and meaningless flexes around the Slasher gamemode on CoD MWR.

"Dude, you're acting like a total scratchappy right now."
Scratchappy: ur just mad that I'm good at Slasher

Scratchappy by jbird53916 April 5, 2021

sirachapus 

A raging uti

I gave her the old sirachapus last night.

sirachapus by anonymous March 19, 2025