Definitions by MaddogMotherFucker

Scranner 

To scran somthing is to eat something, in this context to shovel it into your mouth as fast as possible. Also, scran can be used to reference food.

Lets go get some scran.

Q: What happened to your mars bar?
A: I scranned it.

look at that fat scranner...

Scranner by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

scum lord 

Kingpin of the Chavs and Scummers in a local area, often commands a company of Delinquents. Usually the oldest in a group, or the hardest. Usually adorns the most jewellery also.

Look at that fucking scum lord in his nova.....

scum lord by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

Pie merchant 

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie

Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!

Pie merchant by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005