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Professional scorer
In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.
Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.
Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021
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duh-scovery
A scientific discovery that is completely obvious to the rest of the world, such as that sugar cereal makes kids hyper, or that people don't exercise enough.
Scientists made a major duh-scovery today, revealing that those who eat salads and raw vegetables with salad dressing have considerably higher levels of vitamins C, E, B6, and folic acid.
duh-scovery by martica April 24, 2007
Non-Scorer
A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.
Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.
I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.
Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!
I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.
Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!
Non-Scorer by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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