scornful farm wives 

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

scornful farm wives by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Scornful 

feeling or expressing contempt or derision.
"the opposition were scornful of the Prime Minister's proposal"
synonyms: contemptuous, full of contempt, derisive, derisory, withering, mocking, scoffing, sneering, jeering, scathing, snide, disparaging, slighting, supercilious, disdainful, superior, dismissive; More
informalsniffy, snotty;
archaiccontumelious
"Isabel ignored his scornful remarks"

"the opposition were scornful of the Prime Minister's proposal"

Scornful by Waver November 20, 2017

shortfully

A combination of "shortly" and "hopefully".

Winning the lottery is something that we expect shortfully.

shortfully by ogicannabis July 24, 2019

Spoonfully 

Shoving a spoon inside your asshole to find a pretty surprise.

Me and my boyfriend tried this new thing called Spoonfully 10/10 would do again

Spoonfully by BabyDaisyDukes April 6, 2021

Shortfully

(adv.) – in a short amount of time; soon; shortly.

I will give you a call back shortfully.

Shortfully by masllab August 31, 2025