scoop dick 

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

scoop dick by Vauhgn June 28, 2016

Snoop Dick 

1. A random shout out during a video game, usually involving Halo 3. Most commonly directed at other players to describe their homosexuality or type of play. The act of shouting "Snoop Dick" may lead to a profane response from opposing players or possibly even arousal of the opposite sex.

"Holy balls! That Snoop Dick just pulled a behindsies on me!"

Snoop Dick by Travis Rod February 20, 2008

Swoop dick 

A mans ding dong that has a slite curve like a banana

Look at that swoop dick he has

Swoop dick by Wickles January 18, 2024

Dick Scoot 

A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.

I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!

Dick Scoot by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018

Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

Dick Swoop by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017

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Very me and a lot of schlop nigga

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