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scontch
origin: white rock, british columbia
one who is cheap or not lenient on a subject, who will stand by the rules and never let them bend no matter what, also the purveyor of the not so good time, ie:party pooper
one who is cheap or not lenient on a subject, who will stand by the rules and never let them bend no matter what, also the purveyor of the not so good time, ie:party pooper
scenario:
girl walks in 10 seconds after the bell
teacher says: you have to get a late slip
girl says: mr. lynn! you are such a SCONTCH!
girl walks in 10 seconds after the bell
teacher says: you have to get a late slip
girl says: mr. lynn! you are such a SCONTCH!
scontch by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 25, 2007
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Pork Scotch dance by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009
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