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the sconies were a street gang on the far west side of detroit in the 80's
Look at dem young sconies! -KDJ
sconies by Verge94zbleh April 27, 2015
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a step up from a townie. complete fuck faced nonces who hang around random places and smoke/inject themselves with fizzy jerks and mouth off to ya, even though you're twice the size of them.
fucking scownies!!! i hate em all
scownie by randyOfender March 19, 2003
old school anglo Saxons very conservative and stuck in their ways. Scones with cream and jam - stuck back in the 1960's. Tweed jackets and leather patches, still wondering how anyone else can be possibly living in the better suburbs.
drink earl grey tea, struggle with any ethnic concept, live a very clicky lifestyle - insular and elements of elitism.
going to balmoral beach to visit the "sconies". Lots of "sconies" at the polo today. "Sconies" would not approve of the wogs moving in next door. They speak a funny language - obviously they are not sconies like us.
sconies by slobbers December 31, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026