A pretty boring town in Westchester county where everyone where’s vineyard vines. Most people have juuls and go to the Friday night football games. White girls take pics of there drinks at Bobos cafe or photoshop pics of themselves at their pools. Everyone goes on good vacations and complains about how horrible their life is as an kid living in Westchester. Girls always have acrylic nails, expensive clothes, highlights in their hair, and spray tans. In the summer, King Kone is the main spot the be.
by I don’t f care August 31, 2018
A very classy, expensive, preppy, Vineyard Vines-wearing area in Westchester County, NY. It is along the same lines of Bedford in terms of wealth, with a slightly less well-known reputation. The pristine landscaping is beautiful, and everyone seems to know each other. The houses are too expensive and exclusive for anyone to afford, over $1,000,000 (and thats on the cheap end). Its filled with with either brand new multi-million dollar construction or huge old houses that look as great as ever. It lacks a hot spot such as Greenwich Ave, but its warmth and quaint-ness gives it the "cute, bedroom town" appeal. Everyone here is from super rich suburban catholic families consisting of both parents being either doctors, lawyers, or owners of an italian restaurant usually named after one of more members of the family. In some rare cases, the dad's dont even need to work, they are that secure. They usually vacation in Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, Myrtle Beach, or the Bahamas. The kids usually either get brand new Lexus's or Audi's, or receive the hand-me-down BMW that their dad recently gave them, which they drive every friday to the Westchester Mall to shop at stores like J.Crew. Unlike Scarsdale and Bronxville, most of these Somers kids are super smart, and work hard to do well in school, and dont fall into drugs and alcohol..which pays off because they go to some of the best colleges in the country. Somers adds not only wealth and beauty to Westchester, it offers a touch of class.
"She's super beautiful, classy, and smart..she must be from Somers. "
"He is such a gentleman, and even opened my car door for me on our date...he must live in those brand new mansions in Somers."
"When i get older, i want to live the most perfect preppy life, thats why i'm moving to Somers!"
"He is such a gentleman, and even opened my car door for me on our date...he must live in those brand new mansions in Somers."
"When i get older, i want to live the most perfect preppy life, thats why i'm moving to Somers!"
by preppyturtle May 19, 2006
A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.
Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.
by Robes February 12, 2006
A place in Westchester where the town high school is infested with “shot fucks” also referred to as “skels”, and “nerfs”. Somers kids have our own language where we use words like “ode”, “valid” , “deadass”, “yehurd”, “I’m deezed” etc. most kids overuse this to the point where u literally do not know what they are saying. Most kids are potheads or alcoholics, and if not they have never done anything of the sort and find it absoloultey revolting. We hate Yorktown even tho rocks is where everyone gets pods and last but not least we have our pride and joy, our baby, our heart and soul. Froggies.
Somers kid: “yo I’m deadass deezed to pull up but only if u let me cyph ur carti, i won’t fiend it tho I’m not shot I promise. Also my chiefer is broken and I have no yods so r u tryna cop some?”
Everyone else: “shut up”
Everyone else: “shut up”
by Yeeyee24 February 19, 2019
A small town in Connecticut that is actually a very beautiful place to grow up. Many kids complain that there's nothing to do here and that it isn't any fun, but the Bowers Lacrosse Tournament is hosted here every year as well as the Four Town Fair.
Somers is so small that rumors spread incredibly fast, but on the flip side, everyone will know and be there for you if something bad happens.
About a third of the town is farmland, and there is probably one horse to every five residents.
Nearly the entire youth population plays lacrosse, the dominant sport here. Somers Lax teams are amazing and have a spirit of unity for the most part.
The funny thing here is that half of the town is very privileged, and the other half is dirt poor and relies on welfare.
The schools are pretty great, with many smart students.
Somers is a great town!
Somers is so small that rumors spread incredibly fast, but on the flip side, everyone will know and be there for you if something bad happens.
About a third of the town is farmland, and there is probably one horse to every five residents.
Nearly the entire youth population plays lacrosse, the dominant sport here. Somers Lax teams are amazing and have a spirit of unity for the most part.
The funny thing here is that half of the town is very privileged, and the other half is dirt poor and relies on welfare.
The schools are pretty great, with many smart students.
Somers is a great town!
Boy 1: So what are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I have a lacrosse tournament in Somers!
Boy 1: The Bowers? Man, I wish I never quit lacrosse. It's just that those Somers kids beat us every time and it was annoying me.
Boy 2: Bro, you kidding me? Bowers is the reason why I still play!
Girl: The barn that I ride at is in Somers, it's really nice there!
Boy 2: I have a lacrosse tournament in Somers!
Boy 1: The Bowers? Man, I wish I never quit lacrosse. It's just that those Somers kids beat us every time and it was annoying me.
Boy 2: Bro, you kidding me? Bowers is the reason why I still play!
Girl: The barn that I ride at is in Somers, it's really nice there!
by LAXBabe February 12, 2012
/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!
by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 29, 2020
French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.
She should be a somer!
by mjosswald August 28, 2008