scoachy 

A dirty, nasty, grimy, scummy, "roachy", filthy area, person, or entity so repugnant as to induce extreme feelings of physical discomfort and intense sensations of nausea. (Scum/roach)

Man, that area behind the fridge is scoachy.

scoachy by GutsTaijo April 11, 2016

Scotchy Meter 

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

Scotchy Meter by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair 

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Scoach

a little bit or a small portion.

How much Vodka do you want? Just a scoach?

Scoach by Iron Chin December 11, 2010

Scotchy Mother 

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

Scotchy Mother by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Scorchy

A man so lit that he is considered a sexy beast.

This man is Scorchy that he can get laid any time he wants.

Scorchy by Scorchboy January 5, 2017

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009