scoach

To steal with extreme stealth. More commonly spelled skoach. The act of theft.
Dawg, how did you scoach that entire 12-pack?
by Nugget75 May 23, 2006
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An extremely small incremental increase (or decrease) of some quantity or quality, although not necessarily the smallest measurable amount; ipso ergo, not a quantum of something.
Just a scoach more (and not a scoach less), plus be very careful while you're add any tiny bit more air pressure into a high pressure bicycle tire when it's almost inflated to it's maximum rating!
by Clarence Caledonia April 06, 2019
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(n) a feeling or sixth sense that people associate with cops, parents, teachers, and other authority figures when feeling sketchy, like they could catch you (smoking dosha? yes)

(v) the action of sneaking around, acting sketchy, or trying not to act sketchy

(adj) the way authority figures and weird, pie kids are

this word is interchangable with sketchy, sketch, scoaching, etc.
it is very hard to define and at times means the opposite of itself.
it can be used in place of almost any word.
it can be used to describe almost anything.
"that kid is so scoach"
"i feel scoach about this"
"you are so scoach"
"i tried to like, scoach out of there before anything happened"
"that cop just scoached up on us, scoooooooach"
"this is the scoachest thing we have ever done, by far"
by johnnnnnnn_ August 26, 2009
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How much Vodka do you want? Just a scoach?
by Iron Chin December 10, 2010
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(v) \skohch-ing\

The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.

The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"

scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching
A: Where's Jim?
B: He's busy scoaching those girls at the bar.
by PasstheAlt May 08, 2011
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The pipe is off by a scoach. Give me a scoach of pepper.
by Welderkev December 22, 2021
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Dude 1: "Bro have you seen Bryant's scoach"
Dude 2: "Yea bro he flashed me last week"

That guy over there looks like he has a scoach

Leslie the thot only likes to go out with guys who have scoaches
by swigswagyolo August 20, 2015
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