sclusi

Short for "exclusive". Coined (or at least made popular) by the Earwolf comedy podcast "Comedy Bang! Bang!". Also spelled sclusie.

Hot Soccermom: "Is this a sclusi?"
Farrison Hord: "You bet your sweet ass it is!"

sclusi by goodgirlsdeservehead January 15, 2026

e-sclusive 

A cyber relationship between two equally pathetic losers who met in a cyber chat room and despite living hundreds or thousands of miles apart and having never met in person, have vowed to remain cyber faithful - forsaking all other chat requests.

Buddy: "Hey Stan, how's your girl from the Philippines, Three_Cox_in_Me, doing?"

Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."

e-sclusive by orientxp June 23, 2010

Mi Scusi 

I'm Sorry

Stop touching me!
'Mi Scusi, mi scusi!

Mi Scusi by SlyDave February 27, 2011

Slusiu 

the act of pulling out of a girl really fast and then throwing her off the bed

M - O sh*t here comes my wife gotta slusiu
w - Wee! (crashes onto floor)

Slusiu by Pen with Gritz November 3, 2009

Scusi! 

Scusi! A word that means 'excuse me' in Italian when spelt right, but can also be used to gain attention of a group of insane teenagers who are misbehaving during class or otherwise not paying attention. Can also mean 'shut up'.

Teens: *singing/dancing to songs from Mama Mia!*

Teacher: Scusi! SCUSI!!

Teens: *Stop singing*

Scusi! by SlashWraith March 15, 2009

mary scusic 

a name said when accidentally getting the first letters of scary music mixed up.

liam does not like mary scusic!

mary scusic by chiiickpea December 23, 2008

Scusi fingers! 

excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.

person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)

Scusi fingers! by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017