Scousing

Scousing, to scouse, the act in which an Englishman(or by any extension anyone from the British Isles) confounds someone of foreign birth with their bombastic language/accent.
Typically used in a sentence, often by foreigners, like "Are you scousing me?" "I feel scoused" or "I am going to scouse this Ludwig".
Originating in the winterlands of Gamlastan, this term is finding an uptick in Scandanavian posters on internet forums, imageboards and instant messaging servers.

Oi, you scousing me?
Feel like cena is scousing me!
aw, mate, she scoused me rotten last night

Scousing by Scootadoot February 6, 2021

Scousing

Typical Scouser behaviour

Stop Scousing man

Scousing by WordAdder5000 June 13, 2022

dinner scouting 

When your local restaurant is utterly unable to list what they are serving for dinner and you have to go see for yourself.

Are we having dinner at the restaurant today?
What are they having?
No idea, let's go dinner scouting.

God dang it, I'm hungry. Let's go dinner scouting.

dinner scouting by WingsOfLOL May 7, 2010

Smousing

To Smouse..

To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"

Smousing by zzif June 12, 2011

Scouting 

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.

"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."

Scouting by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting 

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

MILF scouting by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

scouring the pipes 

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

scouring the pipes by zingeraddict October 4, 2011