he raised his hand as he said "teacher can i be excused to go to the bathroom?" she said yes and followed they both came back with nothing on her dress but the stain of fresh sclurge.
The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.
I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.