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To intentionally miss a scheduled, often regular, event for the purpose of entertainment
He wasn’t at school. He scived
scive by Bloke102 November 24, 2021
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Bad Science 

Anything that I don’t understand or like learning about-MG
Yeah but its not a BAD science
Bad Science by Jonathan Byers February 9, 2021
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party of science 

The "party of science" is a self given name by the Democratic party. The party of "science" believes in "science"...well except biology. The "party of science" listens, and takes seriously, those who accuse the mathematics of being racist. Recently, the "party of science" has also added people who claim "the scientific method is racist" and also take them seriously. The "party of science" absolutely loves critical race theory; The theory that seeks to judge people solely on their group identity and not on their individual character and then claim "racism" or "fragility" when people disagree.
It's a good thing "the party of science" made sure they labled math as racist before labeling the scientific method as such otherwise even members of "the party of science" may have a hard time figuring out how: "the party of science" plus the party of "science is racist" plus the party of "math is racist" equals everyone who is in the center right is racist.
party of science by TandS March 9, 2021

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.
Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!
german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

The Queen of Science 

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
The Queen of Science by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Sciencemas 

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.
Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!
Sciencemas by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.
Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!
I fucking love science by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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