A scientificdiscovery that is completely obvious to the rest of the world, such as that sugar cereal makes kids hyper, or that people don't exercise enough.
Scientists made a major duh-scovery today, revealing that those who eat salads and raw vegetables with salad dressing have considerably higher levels of vitamins C, E, B6, and folic acid.
The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penispleasuring itself.
It means the long days of winter are over because the arch Angel Gabriel has slain the greatdemon Lord Shivery of Canada and thus leaving us in a new era of warm and cheer.