Speedbag

Getting punched in the balls as you ejaculate

Last night I tried to Abraham Lincoln my girlfriend and she speedbagged me!

by DirtyNitro February 15, 2015

Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.

1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.

by B Roz December 09, 2004

Speedbag

To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.

That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.

by BigDaddyC6969 October 05, 2020

speedbagged

The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!

by pattyF May 21, 2010

speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 09, 2005

speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.

Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009

speedbag

To rapidly bash one's testicles against a girl's vagina or ass when you're fucking her quickly.

I speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night I bruised her ass.

by Ljo93 July 15, 2008