scissorhate 

n. The convergence of lines or coincidence of points that is both compelling and disturbing.

In visual art: lines that barely touch or run out of the frame before resolving their relationship to one another. "That photograph is unsettling; it's all scissorhate."

scissorhate by dave225 August 1, 2007

N-Word Scissorhands 

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.

Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."

N-Word Scissorhands by Voideryn January 19, 2021

edward scissorhands 

A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.

"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.

edward scissorhands by aisarete July 12, 2007

scissorface 

From the root word scissors. Someone who displays multiple scissorly qualities. The best of the best the at everything. AKA the G.O.A.T. and #1 stunna

Ashley is such a scissorface.

scissorface by mrhorton June 1, 2009

Speedbag Scissorhands 

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.

I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.

Speedbag Scissorhands by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

edward scissorhands 

A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.

Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”

Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.

Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.

edward scissorhands by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006

Edward Scissorhandjob 

A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.

Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.

Edward Scissorhandjob by Harold93 July 20, 2011