schwooning
The passion or drive that leads to masterbation to the point of fainting with your tears as lubricant.
schwooning by The_ cock_a_doodle_doo January 4, 2024
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schwooning • schooning • schwooping • Schooling • schmoozing • Schooting • Schwinning • swooning • schmooving • Schmooling
swooning
She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface
swooning by shhhh_just_go_with_it April 28, 2015
schmoozing
to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.
schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009
schmooving
schmooving by anonymous September 14, 2020
Public Schooling
Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008
Online schooling
Online schooling by Superguy57 April 26, 2020
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