schwooning

The passion or drive that leads to masterbation to the point of fainting with your tears as lubricant.

I was so exhausted and dried up after schwooning.

by The_ cock_a_doodle_doo January 4, 2024

Swooning

The act of falling head over heals in love with someone.

I’m swooning over him, he’s so perfect in my eyes.

by kyry May 7, 2019

swooning

Mental orgasm caused by overload of fabulousness

She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface

by shhhh_just_go_with_it April 28, 2015

schmoozing

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.

its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.

by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Public Schooling

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

by Superguy57 April 26, 2020