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schwizel 

schwizel by MrDaveSchwizel April 15, 2020
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Schwizzler 

A proper noun for A guy who's face looks a lot like a cheese knife ( cleft chin or short beard optional) ( sometimes confused with a cartoon barracuda)
"Chris, look, it's the Schwizzler"
Schwizzler by The Jammer August 8, 2003

schwizzle 

Noun: A fun stick fit for a giant--a drinking straw-like, candy cane, magic wand you can turn into all different kinds of uses at your command.

Verb: An intense feeling of sheer glee; like a trip through the California Gurls video!
I'm ready to get my schwizzle on!

My girlfriend and I look like a couple of schwizzle sisters in that party pic!

I'm ready to take a ride on my schwizzle stick.
schwizzle by DJ ADiggity June 18, 2011

Schwizzler 

A type of control that 'schwizzles' (slides) down to provide additional functionality to a Web 2.0 Application/Website.
Noun: I like the schwizzler at www.actionthis.com
Schwizzler by Beaker Sinky October 27, 2007

Schwizzled 

Dude last night I got so schwizzled playing beirut
Schwizzled by George Gervin June 15, 2009
to drink, to booze, to sauce, to consume alchohol
I spent last night schwieling it up with my buddies.
schwiel by MelvinTScupper July 19, 2007

schwizzel 

shit weed, gives you a headache not a high
Ahh hes got schwizzel, get that shit outta here, were smoking a blunt not a cock
schwizzel by Dankine King October 8, 2004
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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