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schwictor 

Schwictor is a creature, very hard to find. It often can’t communicate with human beings because of his low vocabulary.
It is only able to say the words: schwic, schwac and “I am not athletic!”.

It is often intimadated by mothers.
It often claims it has lags, so nobody realises it is bad in games. It practices Täkrennwäg regularly.

If a schwictor approaches you, accept your death.

It’s weaknesses are gluten and principals lower arms.
Schwictor has no Bizeps.
Schwictor likes his principal.
schwictor by Clickclack August 26, 2018
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schgittor 

1. An expression to describe something that is unbelieveable. Be it brilliant or appalling.
2. Also used to express astonishment someone who acts in an extreme manner be it good or bad.

This term originated in North Central Manchester, England, U.K. hence the 'or' at the end of schgitt (pronounced sshhhgitt)aka 'shit'. It is spelt as it is said.
"This is Stuart, he has an IQ of 228"

"Schgittor!"
schgittor by Gregsy October 16, 2008

Schwitter 

A Swiss-German name, indicating a supreme level of sophistication and coolness.
"Wow, that guy over there is supremely sophisticated and cool. He must be a Schwitter."
Schwitter by delightfulcrab June 11, 2008

Schwintergear 

Type of gear you wear when you think it's cold outside but it's not.
I felt really dumb in my schwintergear as everyone walked by in shorts.
Schwintergear by Linvero October 11, 2018

Shictory 

The act of winning a duel or argument by the explosive expulsion of gasses from the anus.
A. Dude, I lost an argument with my gif last night!
B. What happened?
A. She dropped her guts at the end of her statement and i couldn't think straight!
B. She won a great shictory!
Shictory by Tumsung November 11, 2018

Schnicter 

Lick her schnicter.
Schnicter by JJ February 24, 2003

schwickerath

Coolest last name ever. Commonly used to describe an amzing person
Person 1: golly those schwickeraths are just the best

Person 2: why yes, yes they are