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schgittor 

1. An expression to describe something that is unbelieveable. Be it brilliant or appalling.
2. Also used to express astonishment someone who acts in an extreme manner be it good or bad.

This term originated in North Central Manchester, England, U.K. hence the 'or' at the end of schgitt (pronounced sshhhgitt)aka 'shit'. It is spelt as it is said.
"This is Stuart, he has an IQ of 228"

"Schgittor!"
schgittor by Gregsy October 16, 2008
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schlitter 

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter
shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter
schlitter by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

Schlitterbahn 

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
Schlitterbahn by Jsneezy June 10, 2009

Schwitter 

A Swiss-German name, indicating a supreme level of sophistication and coolness.
"Wow, that guy over there is supremely sophisticated and cool. He must be a Schwitter."
Schwitter by delightfulcrab June 11, 2008

Schlitterfaced 

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced
The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.
Schlitterfaced by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015

schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly
Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit

Nitter Schnitter

Nitter Schnitter by J.K.A February 29, 2004