Shictory

The act of winning a duel or argument by the explosive expulsion of gasses from the anus.

A. Dude, I lost an argument with my gif last night!
B. What happened?
A. She dropped her guts at the end of her statement and i couldn't think straight!
B. She won a great shictory!

by Tumsung November 11, 2018

Shitory

Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances

1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory

by DrBish August 5, 2010

shistory

Deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.

Contrast with mishistory

POTUS: "The founding father's intended the United States to be a Christian nation."

SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."

POTUS: "It's history baby."

SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."

by fedora boy February 17, 2013

Shitory

1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory

John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018

Shitory

The history of pooping and other pooping activities

My huge dump I took today will go down in SHITORY

by Shitstorian July 25, 2019

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

shistory

A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).

Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"

by YeezusLives August 31, 2016