schwanawana

the weird hairs on the sides of girl's heads that never grow. ie: awkward girl sideburns

Susanna: " Geeze why does my hair look so weird?"
Amanda: "Duh it's the schwanawanas that are messing it up."

by awkwarddancer October 30, 2009

Schwankwank Man

He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.

Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.

by "Liver Lips" May 1, 2003