The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

Camp Schwab by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020

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Schwab

a Crazy stalker.

That Schwab won't leave me alone!

Schwab by Towarnu January 1, 2010

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Schwab

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.

slut whore loose schwab

Schwab by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009

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Schwaaan

(v.) to have sex with someone

1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."

Schwaaan by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008

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Schwab Puppets

All the WEF gangsters from Davos, Schweiz in this global conspiracy to bring in the great reset or the NWO.

Trudeau and Macron, and Zelenzkyi…. they are all a bunch of Schwab Puppets!

Schwab Puppets by Nanabozhoo March 15, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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