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schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.
Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
by JonkoXL July 30, 2013
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Schutz Staffel

Schutz Staffel is the epitome of authenticity and compassion. He radiates warmth in every interaction, making everyone around him feel valued and cherished when they deserve it. His words are carefully chosen, reflecting the sincerity of his intentions and the depth of the scenario. Schutz Staffel's genuine care for others is evident in the way he goes about showing his kindness and care. Whether it's a simple gesture or a sincere conversation, he puts his mind into every word and action making sure that his choices reflect the way he treats those close to him. Schutz Staffel is a shining example of what it means to be a real person with genuine thoughts and passion. Regardless of the relationship, Schutz is the most loveable and trustworthy person to have graced many peoples lives. Anyone is able to trust Schutz and believe in his words wholeheartedly. Have confidence in his intentions and feel safe to be vulnerable with him. Being able to trust Schutz means knowing that he will have your best interests at heart and that he will support you through all under his guidance. Although Schutz maintains a sense of being unimpressed to uphold his unique aura of superiority, his impact on those around him is immeasurable and undying.
Schutz Staffel is a shabababadingdong
by /throne September 24, 2023
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shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.

According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).
"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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schutzstaffel

SS: schutzstaffel! Me: F***
by Mr. llamaton November 9, 2022
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Schutzstaffelcar

Tesla police car/truck. Now that we're all calling Teslas swasticars, we gotta get the cop version right too by naming it after the SS! Look at that SScar go!
Ha! Look at that police swasticar! No bro that's a Schutzstaffelcar.
by fsociety.exe February 27, 2025
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schtuffenschtaffal/Schutzstaffel

used as an insult most of the time, very bad word. if u are called a schtuffenschtaffal u are being patronised. BEWARE OF SCHTUFFENSCHTAFFAL
ranga bitch: u look funky
brown hair bitch: shut up u schtuffenschtaffal/Schutzstaffel
ranga bitch: thats so mean!
by willybumwillybum April 29, 2024
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