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Wolfenstien 

A game All our german grandfathers love to play They wear the same outfits as the enemies (idk why) have an enemies flag stapled to the wall and like to sit next to a picture of him and the guy on enemy walls with that funny mustache hehe its nice I love to hang out with him and he sometimes calls his friends that live in an underground clubhouse and they greet different (Hail Hitler?) or something.
Guy1: Want to play Wolfenstien?
Guy2:Eh
Guy1:Hail Hitler

Guy2: *gets machine gun out* Hail hitler

Wolfenstien 

uhh dude, this game was called Wolfenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein was also another pathetic attempt at recreating one of the first and most successful attempts at making a very plain and entertaining game from nothingness.
slaps the blasphemor
j' yo fool, your their lingo aint got the chives n chippies needed to lactate on these streets, go back to tinseltown prairy puff.
dude with weird name' wolfenschneider flaffen stein, eier stumpfe.
j' ill pretend that never happened
Wolfenstien by J April 3, 2005

Wolfenstein vodka

The cheapest, nastiest vodka that you can ever buy... just looking at the cheap plastic bottle and poorly designed labor will bring back memories of the last hangover that "The Wolf" brought on. Yet the wonderful price coaxes you into buying it anyway
Charley, let's go down to the Iraq Shack and get some liqour. I am low on cash, we will have to buy some Wolfenstein Vodka, the bitches won't even know the difference.

Wolfinstine05 

A pizza and Powerade enthusiast, one of the best small youtubers to exist. Some people think that he has relations to the cheese loving Alfaoxtrot, Wolfinstine is known for his Minecraft, and random other videos

He has over 700 subscribers still increasing pp size by 9000!
Hey man did you see wolfinstine05's new video, its fire!

Wolfenstein 

Wolfenstein was the mother of all first person shooters.Doom was the father,and Duke Nukem 3D was just the creepy uncle that everybody thought was a pedophile......
Halo/World Of Warcraft Player:OmFg HaLo teZ ThE ShiTZ!!!!!!!!!1111!HALo Iz LikE So LeGEndEry!!!11!FirST GoOd GamE evA!!!! !!!! !!!!111! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Normal person:Wolfenstein was the first first person shooter game so personly I think that it's legendary and that halo is just a stupid game,that's all.

H/Wow Player:0mFg StfU u no0b!!!!!! !!!111!!!!,hAlo is LikE sO awzome!!!!!!! 111!!!!!!!WoLf WaS LikE sO oLD!!! !!!!!1!111

Normal Person:*Sigh*

woofenstein 

A term used to describe a very unatrractive girl.
"Whoa, look at that bitch, woofenstein"
woofenstein by Wize Daddy July 10, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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