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schroober

noun; a person, or group of people who have rhythm, but no elegance.
Look at that schroober! He could be a rockstar, but never a ballet dancer.”
by daisy8675 June 20, 2022
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Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.
Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"
by duchened February 20, 2013
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Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
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schooberry

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.
by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017
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schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
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schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.
I was so schnookered last night!
by Chelsea F May 11, 2006
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schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.
She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.
by Dawnr June 10, 2007
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