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schrodinger’s feminism 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.
That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.
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Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a type of feminism that has a hypocritical double standard. In it, anything in the world where men have dominance is declared proof of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy, whereas places where women have dominance (education) is seen as proof that men are inferior. Likewise, men's failures are laughed at while women's successes are applauded. Men's struggles are dismissed as their own fault or even something they deserve. Male led societies are evil while female led societies are justified. Notable purveyors of this ideology include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, and to a small extent also Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: I really feel like my gender studies class is super biased. They claim that men running things is evil but at the same time if women were atop the hierarchy it would be justified when things are reversed.

Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.

Schrödinger's Feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most. Most specifically Modern Feminism and Western Woman
Bro, she's delusional as fuck, I think she's a believer in Schrödinger's feminism. Sometimes, she acts like she's the empowered independent lady boss then we go on a date, she brings up the issue of her paying the half of the date saying that man should pay.
Schrödinger's Feminism by mgtowknight September 25, 2023

Schrödinger's feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most...
Girl: Women belong in the workplace not the kitchen and traditional gender roles are stupid.
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you

Schrödinger’s Feminism

Being “strong and empowered” when things go well, but “oppressed and a victim” when the same choices go wrong — depending on what’s more useful at the time.
She voluntarily used OnlyFans to sell her own adult content and made millions, then later claimed she was exploited when it suited her — a textbook case of Schrödinger’s Feminism.
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