angry pirate

The act of getting a blow job from a girl, or guy...shooting the load in their face, kicking them in the shin, and then telling them you slept with their brother/sister...so to make them say "arrggg!"
I came in her face, kicked her hard in the shin, and ran away shouting I slept with her sister, and she came out holding her eye, limping, and saying "Arrrrggg!"
by cjv February 26, 2004
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Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.
'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'
by CJV August 27, 2012
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Jumanah

Jumanah is a heterosexual with lesbian tendencies
by Cjv October 02, 2018
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Ibraheem

Ibraheem is an anomalous heterosexual
by Cjv October 04, 2018
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