schpoop

pronounced (shh-poop)

used to express excitement or frustration. combination of "shit" and "poop."

Dignan: "Dude, that care is the schpoop!!!"

Luke: "I know, man." smiley face.

Eldrid: "I hate lamp...it bugs the schpoop outta me!!"

Charlie: "Word."

schpoop by poop enthusiast February 8, 2010

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011

schmoop 

A fanfic with LOTS of fluff or with a more intense level of fluff.

"That Johnlock fic was so fluffy I'd go as far to say it was Schmoop.

schmoop by the-tenth-physician June 16, 2013

Schnoop 

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

Schnoop by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schtoop 

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

schtoop by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

Schnoophgee

A Schnoophgee (pronounced schnoof- ghee) is the string like cum that gets left in the stem of the penis post ejaculation that can only be expelled by taking a piss.

"Man I fucked laura and had to clear the pipes, I went to the toilet and felt the pressure before my schnoophgee shot out."

Schnoophgee by Thick white Duke November 12, 2019

Shpoople

First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".

Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople

Shpoople by Fjorg Vanderhusken June 9, 2009