schmoop

A fanfic with LOTS of fluff or with a more intense level of fluff.

"That Johnlock fic was so fluffy I'd go as far to say it was Schmoop.

by the-tenth-physician June 16, 2013

schmoop

Lurve. Sickly sweet romantic crap.

To be schmoopy is to make others vomit with your cavity inducing displays of affection. To want schmoop is normal, don't be alarmed. Submit.

by thephrog August 4, 2006

Schmoop

To OD but everyone thinks your asleep (specifically from lean)

Oh yeah my buddy Corbin just chilling back in the bathtub schmoop

by Katiefinneske November 7, 2017

Schmoop

A great English site with some serious potential, it is commonly used around Australia by 15-year-old school boys who are looking for their own potential who they can hopefully someday possess from the site Schmoop who has potential.

Jim: "Hey, I didn't do the homework."
Jum: "Thats ok just go on Schmoop and say you forgot."
Whole School: "Daye GEHHHHHHHH!"

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

schmoop

To give blowjobs to random people in bars and on the street.

My friends and I had a schmoop party downtown last week.

by brcu May 28, 2010

schmoop

To be disrespected by another who has not experienced the schmoopiness himself

She was schmooped in the back of the class.

by Chad December 14, 2004