schoollace
is that schoollace?!
schoollace by radioskull June 7, 2021
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Schoolcest
Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015
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Schoolmance
Having a relationship while in school. The only time you ever see the other person is when you're in class or during lunch time.
Friend: Hey, how are you and Billy doing? Have ya'll hung out?
Me: No, it's just a schoolmance. I haven't seen him outside of this hell hole.
Me: No, it's just a schoolmance. I haven't seen him outside of this hell hole.
Schoolmance by Miss_parker December 29, 2011
Schoolcare
Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.
Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."
Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"
Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."
Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"
Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."
Schoolcare by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013
SCHOOLGAMERS0011
SCHOOLGAMERS0011 by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023
Schoolmare
schoolmare (n) a frightening or unpleasant dream about an upcoming teaching lesson (usually the lesson you will teach tomorrow).
Schoolmare by Mr. Lopez January 27, 2009
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olde schoolle by bobb February 6, 2003
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