schoollace

a very pink haired cool person

is that schoollace?!

schoollace by radioskull June 7, 2021

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Schoolcest

Dating someone who goes to the same school as you

Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.

Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015

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Schoolmance

Having a relationship while in school. The only time you ever see the other person is when you're in class or during lunch time.

Friend: Hey, how are you and Billy doing? Have ya'll hung out?
Me: No, it's just a schoolmance. I haven't seen him outside of this hell hole.

Schoolmance by Miss_parker December 29, 2011

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Schoolcare

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.

Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."

Schoolcare by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013