School test 

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.

Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.

School test by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

School tests grades

The things you can get
E
A++
A+
A
A-
B+
B
B-
C+

C
C-
D+
D
D-
F+
F
F-
G
H
I
J
K
L

M
N
O
P
Q
R
S

T
U
V

W

X
Y
Z++
Z

What school tests grades did you get?
I got I.

School tests grades by 459395 February 5, 2022

Schoolcest 

Dating someone who goes to the same school as you

Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.

Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015

Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"

Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester

Jesse Schoolmester by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019