schommer 

a tall blonde irish boy most likely to be sitting in the corner

The friend forgot to invite that schommer to her party.

schommer by bri jonis October 19, 2007

Schomberg 

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people

I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com

Schomberg by Schombergian May 9, 2012

Schoomer

A person who thinks they are funny and witty when they are not. Making over used and bad jokes.

Bruv that that guy is such a Schoomer.

Schoomer by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019

Schemmerage 

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

Schemmerage by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

Schoomer

A person that thinks they are funny and makes many jokes, but are not funny at all.

bruv the bish a Schoomer tho.

Schoomer by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019