scholte

an act where an individual does something either so shocking or funny that one must stand almost forever in awe or drop to the ground in hysterical laughter.

that scholte you did made me speechless in shock!!

by jayjay1020 November 19, 2011

Scholte

Something involving a hike and some nice sweaty ass and a tent

I want a scholte in my mouth

by Tenthiker69 June 7, 2020

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Schooter

Schooter is used to define someone who would probably shoot up a school or someone who has shot up a school.

That kid who sits by himself at lunch and has no friends is a schooter.

by Schoot November 30, 2018

schoolteacher

No one knows “schoolteacher” is actually one word.

MY schoolteacher is an absolute cunt

by LackingKnowledge August 1, 2018

Schultenbräued

A Dutch-German practice, where one shaves his treasure trail (A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes) and put it on the pillow of someone else. Often performed at sleepovers. Said to bring good luck to the person sleeping in it.

That's why I never want to fall asleep first, you might get Schultenbräued......

by Vladdy_DaddyXoXo November 14, 2022

Scholera

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011