The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and faceannoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*
'Schoolaphobia' is when somebody is so afraid of school they have a phobia about it. People who usually have it stay at home and watch tv instead and eat chips
Brian: Yo bro did you know I had schoolaphobia?
Billy: No bro I heard about it it's when you're afraid of school
Brian: SHUT UP BRO THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.