schulte

A “schulte” is a log

Wow someone needs to Waterlog that schulte

by Apple uttercake November 8, 2018

schulte

one who has a fucked up "grill" or more commonly known as a shitmouth

look at the schulte on that bitch

by chicks with dicks August 15, 2006

Schulte Virus

A virus contracted after having sex with a male with the last name of Schulte. After breaking up or not seeing each other the woman will go on a whoring rampage to get the same satisfaction she received from the Schulte, only to be disappointed.

After contracting the Schulte virus Jennifer began to find people to satisfy her sexual desires, only to be dissapointed. She slept with her new boyfriend, her boyfriend's brother and sister, and a number of others. Her reputation soon spread and she became known as the town bicycle. She soon dropped out of high school, got pregnant, and married a low life bum.

by gebrangoodboy November 22, 2011

the schulte

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup

Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend

by haagenz March 26, 2011

Revenge On Schulte

A local alternative rock band with a new sound from Castle Rock, Colorado.
Vocalist: Ben Hilzer
Guitarist: Chris Battin
Rhythm Guitarist: Andrew Butterz Wilson
Bassist: Ian Kelsall
Drummer: Robert Anderson

Popular Songs of theirs include: It Always Comes In Three, Laugh Away the Pain, and Hot N Cold (A Katy Perry rock cover)

Revenge On Schulte played their first venue at the Hi Dive

Revenge On Schulte's new single hit the top of the charts!

by ROS lovr March 27, 2009

Theo Schulte

A person who may be a dumb cunt but most of the time is a pleasing gay boi.

"Theo Schulte was insulting Jackson Huxel for being a dumb cunt but today he is a great man"

by gayestofboy November 1, 2018

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014