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Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.
When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
shopped by frothe March 31, 2008

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

this looks shopped 

1) A 4chan meme used when implying that something is Photoshopped.
A picture of a person with the body of Hilary Clinton and the head of a dog. This would be the appropriate time to say "This looks shopped..."
The passed tense of photoshopping an image to make you believe something was photographed, when in reality the incident never occured. Good examples at fark.com
"Did you see that nude photo of Britney Spears on the web?"

"Yeah. It was shopped"
shopped by Stuart Davis May 13, 2004