10 definitions by Krazy Kraut

German. Mild insult refering to a person who lacks intelligence. An idiot.
Johnny Depp wondered why those germans always giggled when he introduced himself.
by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004
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1. German. Any heavily armoured military vehicle, or armour in general.

2. A very overweight person
1. Don't drink and drive your panzer, Fritz.

2. God, look at that panzer!
by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004
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German for any tea biscuit or cookie. Though "Keks" was originally intended to be a plural form of "Kek", it has become a singular form (proper plural is now "Kekse").
Invented by biscuit-manufacturer Bahlsen when he first introduced his Leibnitz biscuits around 1900. When people couldn't pronounce the english word "cakes", Bahlsen made up "Keks".
Cookie Monster: "KEKSE! KEKSE!"
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German. Singular form of "Keks" - not used or even known of by most speakers.
Potzblitz, ein feiner Leibnitz-Kek!
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An administrator of a computer system, an online forum etc.
Stop it or I'll email the admin!
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German: A flash of lightning. Used to illustrate extremely high speed.
"The führer gave orders to start a blitzkrieg." (krieg=war)
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2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally.
by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004
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