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schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.
"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".
schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Public Schooling 

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.
I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.
Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling 

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.
If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!
Online schooling by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Schmooling 

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.
Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”
Schmooling by thealeks March 8, 2019

Old Schooling it 

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
Old Schooling it by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

Schnooking 

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.