A Shnizney is a
rare occurrence that happens when your
jerking off while walking in public, but you randomly squirt diarrhea in your pants.
Everyone around you glances at you in disbelief.
Guy: *Jerks off and has diarrhea* FUCK I HAD A SHNIZNEY
Le Monke:
Uh oh, stupid stinky! Poop! Ahahahahahaha! Poopies, poopies funny!
Alalalalalalalalalala!f