shnizney 

A Shnizney is a rare occurrence that happens when your jerking off while walking in public, but you randomly squirt diarrhea in your pants.
Everyone around you glances at you in disbelief.

Guy: *Jerks off and has diarrhea* FUCK I HAD A SHNIZNEY

Le Monke: Uh oh, stupid stinky! Poop! Ahahahahahaha! Poopies, poopies funny!
Alalalalalalalalalala!f

shnizney by Fighting_Remnant February 25, 2020

shizney

Shizney is basically shit.

James O. is the uber shizney.

shizney by James Ostrander January 26, 2004

shizney

shit(e) derivative. (n) poo, or other substance, expletive.

"damn dat sum fiiiiine shizney!"
"and then it all went to shizney"
"that's the shizney!"

shizney by danzo November 10, 2003