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an extremely obese chick with red/orange hair, a mole, and bi-polar proclivities
that crazy ass schneby be all up in that wizzle's grill
schneby by bizzle a. schnizzle April 26, 2009
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(Also spelt shneb) An extremely large nose protruding from some unfortunates face. It's overall size and stature mean it cannot be put into the same bracket as a nose and so it becomes a whole new body part, known as a "schneb".
"Look at the size of that schneb!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"
schneb by Gr8 January 17, 2008
Related Words

Schnebit 

What's up schnebit, how you doing?
Schnebit by Schnebit January 11, 2023

schnebly 

Originated as "sneh," a word used to say I dont care. The opposite of "Haba." Schnebly is also sometimes used as "Schnebly Hill Road," which is a street outside of Flagstaff, AZ. "Schnebly" and "Schnebly Hill Road" are often used in place of song lyrics that one does not know.
"Dude - do you care if I bang your cousin?"

"Schnebly"

"The girl cant help it, Schnebly" (sang to the tune of that Fergie song)

schnebly by AndAnotherOne December 16, 2007

bebbe schnebbes 

Versatile noun, verb, and interjection. Can mean pretty much anything you want, related to sex.
Verb: You know, they were bebbe schnebbes!
Noun: I got some bebbe schnebbes in my car last night!
Interjection: "bebbe schnebbes!"
bebbe schnebbes by Will Segal April 5, 2005

Schnebly 

The act of walking up to a random person at a bar or a club and giving them a noogie.
"That girl just gave me a schnebly!"

"I'm going to hurt some one if I get schneblied one more time!"

"No schneblying in this bar."
Schnebly by Fossil Fuel Man August 5, 2009

Schnebly 

When a homosexual male cuddles another homosexual male and rubs the tip of his penis on the other male's chose, or taint.
Dude, did you hear Andrew gave Kevin a schnebly?
Schnebly by Elroy Jepson September 2, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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