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schnidney schteamer

when you hold a girl upside down and vomit a fancy taco bell dinner into her pussy and then she takes a shit vomit combo dump on your chest.
Hey Tim how was last night ?

Tim: oh it was amazing I got a schnidney schteamer with extra guacamole!!!

schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important
Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.
schwednesday by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007

heebner-schneebner 

1) a sylabic rambling used to fill in the words to a country western song that you forgot the words for.
" Amariilo by morning, Heebner-schneebner do, Heebner-schneebner, deebner do. Amarillo's on my mind."
" She took my dog to the pound, heebner-schneebner, and flatted the tires on my pick-up, heebner-schneebner, and then she left me, heebner-schneebner, do"

schneden 

Someone who has a very small penis
I fucked this guy last night and he had a schneden
schneden by Bobby495 October 21, 2009