schneb

(Also spelt shneb) An extremely large nose protruding from some unfortunates face. It's overall size and stature mean it cannot be put into the same bracket as a nose and so it becomes a whole new body part, known as a "schneb".

"Look at the size of that schneb!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"

by Gr8 January 17, 2008

stefanie schneider

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

Schneeberger

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

Schnegger

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.

Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...

by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010

Schneef

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

by JonW May 29, 2003

Rob Schneider

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004