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schnabitz 

When you stick your nose up a girls asshole and blows out your nose so it sounds like she's farting.
To schnabitz
She likes it when I schnabitz her
schnabitz by Rathimis March 25, 2007
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Schnitzel Toe 

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.
Schnitzel Toe by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

Schnitzel Bawmb 

A word that describes the perfect schnitzel only found within a 10 mile radius from Stockholm's "Gott Gott Grillen".
But it can also be used to express a sudden surge of awesomeness in your surroundings.
Yo this Schnitzel is da Bawmb. I'ts like, Schnitzel Bawmb!
Schnitzel Bawmb by Stu Pidmoron June 10, 2008

Von Schnitzel 

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.
I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!
Von Schnitzel by vonschnitz September 25, 2005

schnitzel hunt 

Anglicised bastardisation of the German term "Schnitzeljagd" (Scavenger Hunt).

A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved
Susan and Rose were huddled out of the rain under the eave of the stable, their windswept faces looking more and more miserable as they tried to decode the final clues of the "Treasuring Friendship" team building exercise they had been tasked with. Wiping water from her eyes, uncaring of the panda like effect the smeared mascara was having on her visage, Susan read the clue

"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"
schnitzel hunt by _Figment June 5, 2019

For schnitzel my pretzel 

A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".
Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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